General Jokes
The President and his wife, visited a catholic church in Abuja. In honour of their visitation, the church decided to keep blown up pictures of both of them beside the Crucifix (...
Some assassins were sent to Adolf Hitler. The assassination was scheduled to take place at 9:00am as it was the time he was usually at home. Unfortunately, he was absent and the...
Some updates fit kill person:"To hair is human to forgive is design""I hate guys with low selves of steam""You are a blessing to your generator""I am a soccer for guys with six...
A Husband came back home one night, his wife threw her arms around his neck and said, "Honey, I'm one month overdue. It's like I'm pregnant! The Doctor conducted a test on me...
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. Thefarmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business. The young...
AKPOS: I'm in big trouble!JOHNNY: Why is that?AKPOS: I saw a mouse in my house!JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.AKPOS: I don't have one.JOHNNY: Well then, buy...
One fateful day, Mr. Death came to Akpos DEATH: Akpos, today is your dayAKPOS: But I am not ready!DEATH: Well your name is the next on my list.AKPOS: Okay why don't you take a...
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a...
A man who was out of job, walked down to a zoo to seek for a job, he discovered that the zoo had an unusual position that they wanted to fill, one of their Gorillas had died, and...
That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner, and the only person that loves you is your mom.