General Jokes
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped...
Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel.AKPOS: Hello madam?LADY: What is it?AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?LADY: Eheenow you think...
Jonathan met with the Queen of England.He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.""Well," said the...
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man, "this donkey has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go is to say Hallelujah, and...
The other day, Akpos found himself in court, again for the wrong reasons.The Judge questions, "You have been charged with inflicting injuries to your neighbour's chest. Do you...
TEACHER: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?STUDENT: I'd jump over the wall.TEACHER: If the lion jumps over as well?STUDENT: I'd climb a tree.TEACHER: If the lion climbs...
TEACHER: Who is the President of Kenya? ASAMOAH: Kenyatta.TEACHER: Good Asamoah! Kwame, who is the President of Ghana?KWAME: Ghanatta.
Akpos sneaks into his neighbour's compound and climbed the tree to steal some mangoes. As he got down from the tree, he was confronted by his fierce looking neighbour.NEIGHBOUR:...
My Dear love,Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There, I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in...
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out and saw a thief driving off in HER car."Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she...