School Jokes

[Rings] SON: Hello Mummy?MUM: I'm Coming to your school today.SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in front of my school!MUM: I've passed your gate.SON: You've passed the school's...

TEACHER: What happens when two oceans meet?AKPOS: Nothing, they just wave.

MOTHER: How was your exams?SON: It was fine Mum.MOTHER: I am very sure you cleared all the questions.SON: Yes Mum! They gave me questions I don't understand so I also gave them...

In a mathematics class, the teacher wrote on the blackboard 8xy+3gy-14(18/3) = 3g-7yx. Then he called little Akpos and said, "Please Akpos come and solve this problem for us."...

TEACHER: Why did you bring a ROPE to the Exam hall?AKPOS: My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don't know.

Akpos was in the classroom one day and his teacher asked him a question.TEACHER: Akpos! what do you call a deer with no eyes?AKPOS: ''No idea" ma.

The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it.George raised his hand and he spelled out, "d-i-k-t-a-t-e." The teacher said, "sorry that...

One Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass......One Word Is Enough To Break A Heart......One Second Is Enough To Fall In Love......But Why is One Chapter not Enough To Pass Exams???

TEACHER: Akpos, complete this Bible verse, 'Many are called...'AKPOS: ...but few have the credit to call back'.

A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "...