School Jokes
An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson, Akpos coming. Akpos had not gone to school for two days. This is what transpired between the grandfather and Akpos:GRANDFATHER:...
One boring Monday morning, Mr. Akpos, our English teacher entered the class and addressed us. He started; "Lets show the principal and our guest how much we have learnt so far...
TEACHER: What do you call someone with no body and a nose?AKPOS: Nobody Knows...
The students of Stella Maris School went on an excursion to Egypt. On the wall was written 21103BC, then the teacher asked, "Who knows what that is?" Akpos raised his hand and...
University of Smart Men and Women. Faculty of Relationship Matters.End of semester exams.Course title: General Love.Duration: 1hour 30 minutesAnswer Question 1 and any other 2...
TEACHER: Can anyone give me an example of an abused drug? AKPOS: Panadol is a fool!
Having flogged him for his poor performance in an English language test.TEACHER: You are just such a dummy! You can't even make a simple sentence in your test. AKPOS: Haba aunty!...
In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get?AKPOS: 3 new girlfriends Ma!
MARK: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you