School Jokes

TEACHER: Akpos, why didn't you do your home work?AKPOS: Because I'm Homeless.

In a school examination...TEACHER: You will have 10 minutes for each question.AKPOS: And how long for each answer?

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was...

A teacher asked a student for d chemical formula of laughing gas. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula of laughing gas?STUDENT: N, M, O.TEACHER: That is so wrong! Was that what I...

In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Cynthia, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Mercy, then what will you get?AKPOS: 3 new girlfriends Ma!

TEACHER: Can anyone give me an example of an abused drug? AKPOS: Panadol is a fool!

A teacher was teaching words and opposite and pointed to Akpos to stand up and answer some questions:TEACHER: What is the opposite of good? AKPOS: Bad. TEACHER: Come? AKPOS: Go....

AKPORS: I don't like my maths teacher.MUM: Why?AKPORS: He is confused!MUM: How?AKPORS: Day before yesterday, he said 5 + 4 = 9, yesterday he said 3 + 6 = 9 and today he said 2 + 7...

TEACHER: What's the difference between pollution and solution? AKPOS: When a politician drowns in water, that's pollution. But when they all drown, that...

Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class.TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who...