School Jokes
TEACHER: Akpos name any type of flower you know.AKPOS: Chrysanthum.TEACHER: Spell it!AKPOS: [Laughs] Aunty, no please, rose...R-O-S-E
An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: Dear Dad,Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college...
Akpos was given an assignment to find out what would happen to a grasshopper after all its leg as been ripped off. Akpos couldn't do it on his own so he brought the grasshopper...
The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written "1102BC".The teacher now asked "who knows what this means?" Nobody except Akpos...
Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?AKPOS: Seven, Sir.Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another...
Teacher: What is the difference between Biology & Sociology?Akpos: If a new born baby looks like his father, it is Biology but if he looks like the neighbor that's Sociology!
TEACHER: Why didn't you study?AKPOS: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way...
TEACHER: What will you get if you multiply 458x4x9957-7/789?AKPOS: I will get it wrong!
Teacher: What is a baby lizard called?Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.
Akpos asked Chichi in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you?" Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!All the students in the library...