18+ Jokes
In the morning, Kwame calls to his boss, "Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and both my hands and...
A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole.He watches for a moment, then continues on...
Husband to wife: "Darling, I have to confess to you that when Im having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women."WIFE: "I have a confession to make too sweetheart. When...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering...
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?Are you nuts?! she replies and keeps...
Little Akpos came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said his mom, "of course not."Little Akpos then ran back outside and his mom heard...
BOY: Lets play the police game.GIRL: How do we play?BOY: I run my fingers up your leg, and you say Redlight when you want me to stop.GIRL: Okay.*Few seconds later*GIRL: Red Light...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, very curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about toasting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was...
A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor.With some hesitations, they explained that although their little lovely son appeared to be in good health, they were...
"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his doctor on the phone. "The only woman he's had sex with is our maid.""Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the doctor...