18+ Jokes

A kid went to the police to report about his lost bicycle this morning... KID: My new bicycle has been stolen! POLICE: When did you notice? KID: This morning. POLICE: Do you have...

BOY: What's in between your legs? GIRL: Hell. What about you, what's in between your legs?BOY: The devil.

Akpos was making love to a girl when she realized he was not using a condom.She asked him, "You're not using a condom?!"Akpos answered, "Yes."She said, "Hope you don't have HIV/...

A women exclaims to her husband one day at dinner, that she had been thinking of getting out more with the girls. Out of respect to her husband, she asked if he would be willing...

I cornered my new secretary at work today and asked her for sex."Err, I'd like to keep it professional, if you don't mind." She told me.So I offered to pay for it.

Akpos walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger. After finishing, she looks around for a piece of cotton to...

A boy by chance enters into his mum's room and saw her mum giving his dad a blow job. The boy, disgusted, looks at his mum, and says, "And you scold me for sucking my thumb."

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will...

I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she...

A sex education teacher drew an illustration of a penis and asked if anyone knows what it is...AKPOS: Yes, my dad has 2.TEACHER: (shocked) 2??AKPOS: Yes, a small one for mom and a...