18+ Jokes

"Knock, knock!"Akpos was alone in the house and wasn't expecting anyone, so he waited for a last knock just to be sure that someone was really at the door."Knock!"He opens the...

A girl walks into a doctor's office. The doctor was awed by her beauty and all his professionalism goes right out the window.He tells her to sit. Then he starts to rub her thighs...

Akpos walked into class with black eye. The Teacher asked,"What happened?" Akpos replied, "My house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed. Every night, my dad...

Akpos had a girlfriend who was stunningly attractive, and his girlfriend had a sister who was more attractive. Just a day before their wedding, Akpos visited his girlfriend, he...

DAUGHTER: I'm pregnant mumMUM: (Angry) How come?!DAUGHTER: It was an accident! MUM: You mean you were walking down the street and you fell on an erect penis?

A young lady comes out of a bus with her left breast showing. She actually walked down a whole mile. A police man sees her and calls her. "Madam,you do know I can arrest you for...

An old man, Mr Kwame, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Mercy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes,...

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich illiterate African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue...

DADDY: Say daddy!BABY: Mommy!DAD: Come on, say daddy!BABY: Mommy!DAD: F*ck you, say daddy!BABY: F*ck you, Mommy!MUM: Honey, I'm home!BABY: F*ck you!MUM: (shocked!) Who taught you...

Peter and Mary have been faithful to each other in their relationship. So one day a fairy visits them and ask them to make a wish each. So Mary begins, ''Make Peter's d**k smaller...