18+ Jokes

A guy and his girlfriend have been dating for three years with no sex. They decided to marry. Two week before the wedding, the guy leads his girlfriend to her home. They passed...

A Mortuary Attendant was receiving bodies .When he saw this body with the name Mike on it with the longest d*ck he has ever seen.He decided to cut it off and go show his wife.When...

Akpos was going on a trip to another state. When he was about to leave, his wife came to him and handed him a box of condoms, saying, "My love, please take this with you incase...

A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers. His wife met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped on the floor, spreading her legs in front of him."This is for...

One day, a lady was dressing up for work. Then her husband comes up and says, "Baby, you have a very big butt! I don't like it! It looks like big pot for cooking soup!"The wife...

A mother noticed her daughter's stomach bulging and immediately asked her, "ADUNNI! How did you get pregnant?! Didn't I tell you to say "DON'T" if a man touches your breast, and...

A Beautiful Good Night Poem of a Hot GirlHe came at night,Exposed my body,Got on top of me,Touched me,He bit,Sucked, And Swallowed.When he was satisfied,He left me Hurt and Bloody...

A drunk man entered the ladies to ease himself. One of the ladies, disgusted by the man's indiscretion, shouted, "Hey mister! This toilet belongs to the ladies!" Pointing to his...

Two girls were discussing about their boyfriends. GIRL 1: Last night I had three orgasms in a row! GIRL 2: That's nothing, last night I had over a hundred. GIRL 1: My god! I had...

A young boy rushed to his mother and told her excitedly, "Mummy, Mummy! Come quickly! There is a strange man playing with the house maid in her room!"His mother stood up in anger...