Stairwell Sex
Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/23/2015 - 11:53
A guy and his girlfriend have been dating for three years with no sex. They decided to marry. Two week before the wedding, the guy leads his girlfriend to her home. They passed through the stairwell of her apartment building.
The guy said, "Darling, please, let's have sex, right here in the stairwell! I can't wait any longer. Only two weeks left to the wedding, this won't change anything. Please, I want it so much."
The wife replied, "Sorry, no! I have three reasons:
1. If you have managed to wait for three years, you'll easily deal with two more weeks.
2. If anyone would see us making love in the stairwell, this would ruin everything.
3. I still feel terrible backache from the last sex I had last week in the stairwell.
The guy said, "Darling, please, let's have sex, right here in the stairwell! I can't wait any longer. Only two weeks left to the wedding, this won't change anything. Please, I want it so much."
The wife replied, "Sorry, no! I have three reasons:
1. If you have managed to wait for three years, you'll easily deal with two more weeks.
2. If anyone would see us making love in the stairwell, this would ruin everything.
3. I still feel terrible backache from the last sex I had last week in the stairwell.
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With who? In your dream,
odaro egharevba
With who? In your dream, marriage called off
I tell u. I mean like u
Iyke Moji
I tell u. I mean like u starved me 4 three years.
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