18+ Jokes

A lady walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, ''I think you have the wrong room.'' ''You put in my husband's teeth last...

In a rural program for farmers, there was a female reporter seeking the main cause of mad cow disease, she arranged an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the...

A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors over the years but none of them could help.Finally One doctor said to him "I believe I found the reason for your...

GIRL: I am warning you, my mum is coming back soon. BOY: Errr...but am not doing anything. GIRL: That's why am warning you, hurry up!

WARNING: Adult ContentINTERVIEWER: Name please?AKPOS: Akposioghenerovie.INTERVIEWER: Sex?AKPOS: Yes, 3 to 5 times a week!INTERVIEWER: No no...I meant, male or female?AKPOS: Both...

A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says "These are nice but if they were a bit firmer, you could walk around without a bra for me."...

A conversation between an husband and wife in their bedroom getting ready to have sex.HUSBAND: Dear, you should have this hair shaved a bit.WIFE: [Rolls her eyes] Yea! heard that...

AKPOS: I'm coming to see you honey.GIRL: Alright baby.AKPOS: I love you, I can't wait to see you...I'm getting ready to leave now.GIRL: Okay but honey, I'm on my period, just...

A couple agreed that whenever they wanted to have sex they'd say "Let's make a phone call"One day the man sent his son to tell his mom while she was busy in the kitchen.SON: Mom,...

She holds it with her hand and tries to put it into the hole but it will not penetrate.Then she licks it with her tongue to make it wet and stand firm. She tries to put it in...