18+ Jokes

A woman was at home when she heard someone knock at the door. She went and opened the door and saw a man standing there.He asked the lady, "Do you have a vagina?"She slammed the...

A Farmer ordered a high-tech Milking Machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his member into...

Apology Letter from a hospital to a Patient. "Dear sir, we have good news! Lab results confirmed that red rashes around your p***s was not Cancer, it was lipstick, we apologize...

WOMAN: Where is the vibrator section?CLERK: Over there madam.WOMAN: How much for this big red one?CLERK: That, madam, is our fire extinguisher sorry we don't sell it!

One fateful Saturday morning, a father called his son.FATHER: Son, it's time we talked about sex.SON: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death...

SALES G: Sir, you can't smoke here.CUSTOMER: But I bought cigarettes from this shop.SALES G: We sell condoms also, it doesn't mean you start using it here!

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom.Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I...

It was a cool and bright night. A young guy and an older woman entered into a hotel to for a night out.The owner of the hotel being an overly religious person didn't like the idea...

A man married very pretty girl and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle...

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