Religious Jokes

Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan, "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there; a teacher, a doctor and a farmer.""Yeah," Satan...

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?' God...

Queen Elizabeth, Barrack Obama and Goodluck Jonathan went to hell fire. The Queen ask the devil to allow her make a phone call to London to know the welfare of her people. She...

PASTOR: Poverty is a disease, you have to fight poverty. Akpos got up and started walking out of the church. PASTOR: Sir, why...

Akpos and his wife went to Israel and decided to pick a boat to see the beauty of river Jordan. When Akpos asked the boatman how much it will cost them, he said $500. Akpos...

Akpos was walking along a rainy street with his brand new fancy $900 jacket. He sees a gorgeous woman in a short dress and long red heels. She is about to cross the street when...

A man was driving his taxi from Port- Harcourt to Lagos. He had a sticker in the car that says, ''He will give his angels charge over me.''By the time he got to Warri, he was...

There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Every day, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying...

There was a pastor who wanted to impress his audience by performing miracles, so as to gain more audience. Hecalled his son and said to him, "On Sunday, you will go up into the...

A man with Ak47 ran into a church and pointed the gun at the congregation saying, "Who is a child of GOD here?! Let me send him to heaven?! The congregation remained silent. He...