Family Jokes

A young teanage girl was a prostitute and for obvious reasons hid it from her grandma. One day the police arrested, a group of prostitutes including the girl. The prostitutes were...

SON: Dad why doesn't the law permit us to have more than one wife. DAD: When you get married son, you will realize that the law is on our side.

Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:"Sally is...

This conversation takes place between a father and son... SON: Daddy one of my friends insulted you.FATHER: What did your friend say?SON: He said you do bark like a dog.FATHER:...

A woman was beating her son because he did something bad the following dialogue ensued:SON: Why are you beating me?MOTHER: I am beating you because I love you.SON: I wish I was...

Akpos came back from school with bad grades which made his father was very upset.FATHER: You are too dull, sometimes I wonder if you are my son. When I was like you, I was so...

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?""Ten," she replied."What are their names?" he asked."David, David...

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.DAD: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.MUM: Me too. I hardly use home...

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.Before long, along came this...

Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and...