Family Jokes

Akpos insisted that his first child must bear his name. So on the day of naming....Rev: Which name would you like your child to bear?Akpos: With smiles all over his face he said,...

EKAITTE: Mum, Akpos paid me 2 climb a tree. MUM: Don't mind him, he wanted to see your pant. EKAITTE: I knew it but I'm smart. I removed It before climbing!

AKPOS: Mum you lied to me.MUM: How?AKPOS: You said my brother is a little Angel MUM: Yes he is!AKPOS: How come he didn't fly when I threw him from the balcony?[Mum Faints]

An old farmer wrote to his son who was in prison "...this year I won't b able to plant potatoes and other things because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would...

DAD: Akpos, if Mr John asks after me, tell him I'm not around. How will you tell him when he comes, cos i know you are funny?AKPOS: When he comes, I will say my daddy said I...

Akpos: Mum, I have good news for you. Mum: What is that? Did you finally pass your Waec. Akpos: Mum, goodnews and miracle don't have the same...

Akpos wrote a later to his father saying "papa condition is critical at school, send money or suicide will be committed" then the father replied "condition is more critical at...