Family Jokes

I took my dad to a boutique to buy a new shoe. He is 65. We decided to eat something at the restaurant nearby. I noticed he was watching someone sitting close to him. The teenager...

Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife wakes up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, "Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?WIFE: Do you mean...

Conversation between a mother and her son...MOTHER: Musagi, why did you slap your friend Asha this morning?MUSAGI: He said I look like a hippopotamus six months ago! MOTHER: (...

A grandma is shopping with her grandson. The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma shouts, "Degree! Put the toy back!"A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, "Is that his...

Kiwali came home from school and met his father in the living room...KIWALI: Daddy, I got a 100 marks in school today! FATHER: Why, that's wonderful! What did you get the hundred...

I paid a visit to the house of one of my friends called Dizzy. On reaching there, his Mother said, ''Kwame, your friend Dizzy went out about one hour ago. Would you like to leave...

Our Landlord came to collect his monthly rent from my daddy. There he met my elder brother who told him, Sir, my daddy said that you should come back on Tuesday. The Landlord said...

SON: Dad!DAD:: Son what your problem?SON: Can you believe that the landlord always come into our room if you are not around?DAD: Maybe he came to check the electricity bill.SON:...

Akpos wife woke him up one morning. She was holding his phone.The following conversation ensued...WIFE: HoneyAKPOS: Yes? Why are you waking me this early?WIFE: (points to his...

Akpos comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, Whats the matter now?Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer, said Akpos through his tears. Thats not so...