Relationship Jokes

CYNTHIA: (Akpos' Girlfriend) Akpos, my birthday is in two days, will you throw a party for me?AKPOS: And who will catch it?

This is the phone conversation between Akpos and a girl he just met earlier in the day: AKPOS: Hello girl. GIRL: Hi. AKPOS: You are really...

Girls are like...BOY: Why are you so quiet?GIRL: Nothing.BOY: Come on, tell me.GIRL: I said nothing is wrong!BOY: Ok, see you later.GIRL: I knew you don't care!BOY: WTF!!!

Dump questions babes ask guys regularly and the funny answers guys give: Are you a player? Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next season.Why do you wan't my Pin?Ans: I want...

A young lady and her new boyfriend were in a club having fun, she didn't know her ex-boyfriend was in the same club watching them. After few minutes, she stood up and told her guy...

MAN: I want to give myself to you.WOMAN: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts!

A Guy's Text to His Girlfriend:I am sorry baby that I didn't make it today because my I-phone had a problem and my I-pad battery is dead. My sister is with my Samsung Galaxy Note...

I met a girl at a shopping mall, she was looking so sexy and beautiful, so I decided to walk up to her and this was what happened:ME: HiGIRL: (looking blandly at me) Hi.ME: My...

A girl posted this on her Facebook Timeline:"My ex dumped me two months ago and now he's engaged! **Sad Face**" Immediately Akpos saw it, he commented: "At least you made it to...

AKPOS: Hello baby. What's your name?GIRL: Why should I tell you? I don't even know you.AKPOS: OK. Can I have your phone number then?GIRL: Nope.AKPOS: Can we at least meet on...