Beautiful Lie

I met a girl at a shopping mall, she was looking so sexy and beautiful, so I decided to walk up to her and this was what happened:

ME: Hi
GIRL: (looking blandly at me) Hi.
ME: My name is Pius. What's yours?
GIRL: I'm Rita.
ME: What a beautiful name. Well I'm presently a student at the University of Benin. How about you, what school are you at?
GIRL: Oxford University London.
ME: That's cool! Are you on holidays?
GIRL: No, I'm at home due to the present ASUU strike.
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