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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland...

An MTN Message to a Prostitute...To become a virgin again, text "CLOSE" to 35126.

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.If you give her groceries, she'll...

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIESMary: Hello Love!Sarah: Hello babe, how are you today?Mary: I'm fine dear, I've missed you a lot.Sarah: And me tooMary: I am calling just to...

This is the second letter to my ex-teachers, Principal and staffs...To my GOVERNMENT TEACHER, I was your favourite student before I switched to science, the way you were talking...

Are you a talented Weeper?Do you know how to cry?This is an opportunity for you to cry your way into good money. We are looking for people who can cry in other people's burial...

I'm tired of this nonsense!So because I gave Obama my phone number, I can no longer rest again? He's always calling me on my phone asking me for advice. Imagine, he called me two...

1. If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor cause when you are married, you can't even change your TV channel2. Listening to wifey is like reading the terms...

A Rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 yearsWhile a Tortoise doesn't run and does nothing. Yet lives for 300 years.MORAL:Exercise is a Lie... Laziness is the key.

A Very Important Advice to All Our Ladies Out There...Before You Hand Over Your Breast To a Man, Check How He Drinks Purewater.

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