Funny Sayings

We grew up with the following mentalities below...All soft drinks are called minerals.All Fathers took first position while at school.India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was...

Who said that english is easy... fill in this blank with YES or NO...__________ I don't have a brain.__________ I don't have a sense__________ I am stupid

Now Lets iron out the matter below...Rolex wrist watches for 500k,Will it show me the time the trumpet will sound?Bathing soap for 40k, Will it wash away my sins and sorrows?...

Guys, when a girl says you are the BEST MAN in her life, don't be surprised to see yourself standing beside her husband on her wedding day.

A Beautiful Letter to Nigerian Twin Musicians, P-SQUARE From A Fervent Fan.Dear P-Square,I want to ask 'WHY E BE SAY' una wan split after all these years? Because you guys seem to...

I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next." They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Men at 25 play football.Men at 40 play tennis.Men at 60 play golf.Notice how as they grow older, their balls get smaller?

Who is the stingiest person among these 5 people...1. The man who 'flashes' to remind you to call him back.2. Your girlfriend who you bought airtime for and she ends up 'flashing...

I am in search of a bank which can perform 2 things for me...1) Give me a loan.2) Then leave me alone!

When We Were Kids...1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.3. Penalties were awarded only if injured player curses a lot.4. The match...