Funny Sayings
I am in search of a bank which can perform 2 things for me...1) Give me a loan.2) Then leave me alone!
Who is the stingiest person among these 5 people...1. The man who 'flashes' to remind you to call him back.2. Your girlfriend who you bought airtime for and she ends up 'flashing...
BOY: May I hold your hand?GIRL: No thanks! It's not heavy.GIRL: When we are engaged, will you give me a ring?BOY: Sure! What is your number?BOY: I love you so much I could die for...
The best way to kill a lady is to buy her a golden watch, expensive clothes, bangles, shoes, make ups and trousers then lock her up in a room without a mirror.
1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. 2. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. 3....
How A Guy Uses an ATM 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt How A Woman Uses an ATM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in...
Every man has been commended by a woman after sex with these same words, "No one has ever made me feel the way you do." Now I wonder who the big liar is if they say that to every...
FATHER: Dont you think our son gets all his brains from me?MOTHER: Probably. I still have all of mine.
A very dangerous snake, which has astonished scientists in the whole world, has been discovered today. According to the BBC, it's a strange snake which keeps increasing 0.5...
1. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B": blouse, bra, bikini, boobs; and lower body with a "P": pu**y, panties... No wonder men suffer from high BP!2. Before sex,...