Funny Sayings
LOVE is not romantic anymore, love has faded away.Do you remember back then...-When you'll read a whole love textbook because you want to woo a girl.?-Those days of playing love...
When I was young I decided to go to medical school.At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters...PNEIS...And form the name of an important human body part which...
A very dangerous snake, which has astonished scientists in the whole world, has been discovered today. According to the BBC, it's a strange snake which keeps increasing 0.5...
BOY: May I hold your hand?GIRL: No thanks! It's not heavy.GIRL: When we are engaged, will you give me a ring?BOY: Sure! What is your number?BOY: I love you so much I could die for...
The best way to kill a lady is to buy her a golden watch, expensive clothes, bangles, shoes, make ups and trousers then lock her up in a room without a mirror.
1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. 2. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. 3....
How A Guy Uses an ATM 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt How A Woman Uses an ATM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in...
Every man has been commended by a woman after sex with these same words, "No one has ever made me feel the way you do." Now I wonder who the big liar is if they say that to every...
FATHER: Dont you think our son gets all his brains from me?MOTHER: Probably. I still have all of mine.
It is FASHION DESIGNER not FASHION DECIDERIt is FEDERAL Govt not FEATHER Govt.It is CABIN BISCUIT not CABIN BEA SKITIt is BOREHOLE not BOIL HOLE.It is TISSUE PAPER not TEA SHOE...