All Jokes

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each...

A 60-year-old millionaire has just married a 20-year-old model. "You crafty old devil," says his friend. "How did you manage to get a lovely young wife like that...

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. "Alec !" yelled the teacher, "you've...

A wealthy chief just got beaten and robbed in his mansion. He immediately rushes to the police station to make a report. At the police station, the following conversation ensued...

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he...

A Nigerian Lawyer died and arrived at the heavenly gates. Saint Peter asks him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week...

BOY: May I hold your hand?GIRL: No thanks! It's not heavy.GIRL: When we are engaged, will you give me a ring?BOY: Sure! What is your number?BOY: I love you so much I could die for...

TEACHER: Did you finish your homework?JOHNNY: Did you finish marking my test? TEACHER: I have other children's tests to mark.JOHNNY: I have other teachers' homework to do.

Husband takes the wife to a night party. Theres a guy on the dance floor dancing happily breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, doing shoki. The wife turns to her husband and...

A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out.So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's...