All Jokes

After a ghastly motor accident, the police try to get in touch with the relatives of the victims...Police: Sir we think your wife just had an accident, we need you to come to the...

A man travelled to Jerusalem with his wife and grand mother. When they got there the grand mother died, the man demanded the cost of the burial arrangement. He was told it would...

A bank manager confused with his maths, asked his secretary to help out, "I have $23,000,000, what will you take off to get 25%?" She replied "Sir, honestly I will take off my...

Akpos was sent to deliver a chicken in Lagos. On his way a careless okada made him to fall. The chicken immediately ran off. When Akpos saw the chicken running away, he started...

[How it began]Akpos: Baby, I'm gonna tell you a story with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts!Ekaitte: "Alright love..."Akpos: "Okay, I'm gonna start with part 1. There was a husband...

Teacher: What is a baby lizard called?Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.

Akpos' wife had just given birth to a babyAKPOS: Guess what it is?FRIEND: A boy!AKPOS: No, guess again.FRIEND: A girl!AKPOS: Ah! who told you?

TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his essay?AKPOS: No Sir, it's the same dog.