All Jokes

A good lecture should be like a girl's mini skirt, long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest!

Akpos insisted that his first child must bear his name. So on the day of naming....Rev: Which name would you like your child to bear?Akpos: With smiles all over his face he said,...

TEACHER: Who is d President of Iraq?JOHNNY: I don't know MissTEACHER: You need to focus more on your studies.JOHNNY: Please Miss, can I ask a question?TEACHER: Yes.JOHNNY: Do U...

The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written "1102BC".The teacher now asked "who knows what this means?" Nobody except Akpos...

A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife and whispered "You must demand cash before sex, I know him he...

TEACHER: What will you get if you multiply 458x4x9957-7/789?AKPOS: I will get it wrong!

One day Akpos and John were watching T.V when the news came on, showing a man standing on a bridge about to commit suicide, suddenly Apkos said "I'll bet N500 that the guy won't...

Three drunk men stopped a taxi. The driver noticed they were heavily drunk as he opened the door for them to enter. Wanting to play a trick on the drunk men to make fast money, he...

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