Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do???Akpos' Teacher :- Your son no know book at all, He no fit spell "LION"Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah You know say na...
When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" Me: No I didn't, I paid N2,000 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!
Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and Akpors, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree...the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of...
Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for his wife. WIFE: Ah! Same color? People will think i don't change my panties.HUSBAND: Which people?
Pastor: Do something crazy for the Lord!*Akpos carries offering basket, and runs away*
When you feel sad, just go to the mirror and say, damn I am really cute. You will overcome your sadness. But do not make this a habit because liars go to hell.
At a party Akpos asked a Girl "Are young going to dance?" She felt so happy and said "yes." Akpos said "That's Good, so Can I have your Chair?"