All Jokes
PETER: James, why did you stop coming to my house?JAMES: Your grandma said she has a crush on me! PETER: And then what happened?JAMES: I forgot the road to your house.
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom, he...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in, Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear,...
When I was Younger:I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms.I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.I had that one pen with four...
If you lost your key, don't bother just take whisKEY.If you are sick, you can take henneSICKWhen you are in pains, chamPAIN will do the trickYou can add yours below
A girl was crying bitterly.MOM: What happened dear?DAUGHTER: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?MOM: No!DAUGHTER: Are my eyes big as toad?MOM: No!DAUGHTER: Is my nose flat?MOM: No...
A husband comes home drunk...HUSBAND: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic.WIFE: What happened?HUSBAND: When I opened the door, the light came on...
TEACHER: If a fool at 40 is a fool forever, what was he before 40?AKPOS: A fool on probation.
JOHN: I have the perfect son. KELVIN: Does he smoke? JOHN: No, he doesn't. KELVIN: Does he drink? JOHN: No, he doesn't. KELVIN: Does he ever come home late? JOHN: No, he doesn't....
TEACHER: if I give u four balls of doughnut (puff-puff) in your hand, and I collect all of them back from you, what will be left in your hand?AKPOS: Oil now.