All Jokes

A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks, Do you eat like this at your moms place? The girl...

After two years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase, no commendation and that the company is not doing anything...

A Nigerian Tourist went on a trip to China. While in China, the tourist was sexually promiscuous and didn't use condom at all.A week after arriving back home, he woke up one...

One day, a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.After the wedding they left for their honeymoon...

There was a flood in a village. One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!" The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said, "Come on mate, get in!" "No...

Two factory workers, Tsbalala and Akpos are talking. Tsbalala says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." Akpos replies, "And how would you do that?" Tsbalala says, "Just...

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's surgery. "Why is your stomach so big?" he asks."I'm having a baby." she replies."Is the...

One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross...

Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan, "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there; a teacher, a doctor and a farmer.""Yeah," Satan...

Akpos got his WAEC result and needed to tell his father about his performance:FATHER: Akpos, I learnt your WAEC result is out.AKPOS: Daddy, you remember Steven who used to emerge...