All Jokes
You know you have a bad luck:After boarding a bus, it gets to your turn to pay your fare and you can't find your money. If you are downloading 5GB of data and it Fails at 99%!If...
Nigeria is the most unique country on earth:Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge.Where ladies dont accept flowers for valentine or birthday.Where...
Look right and left for vehicles and bike riders aka okada. Look above for planes and down for a bomb. Look sideways and backward for kidnappers.Hold your handbag tightly and...
A man was driving his taxi from Port- Harcourt to Lagos. He had a sticker in the car that says, ''He will give his angels charge over me.''By the time he got to Warri, he was...
Dear SweetheartsThe Fifa World Cup is close by, so let me give you a few rules that will help us during the months of June and July:1. The remote control belongs to me for the...
My girlfriend told me it's over between us, I thought about it and decided that life without her is meaningless, so Idecided to kill myself.I drank Lacasera wit Suya but nothing...
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?' God...
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, Honey, my hands are...
Two friends smoked weed...One went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to his friend naked! He stood in front of his friend and asked, "How do I look in my new...
A girl was passing by and saw her boyfriend, Akpos standing by the ATM. She immediately hid and sent a romantic text to him, "Honey if you are sleeping right now, send me your...