All Jokes

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mum and...

A couple was watching a TV programme at home and a conversation ensued...WIFE: Honey, at 8pm tonight they will be showing a documentary about a 120 inches long snake but I won't...

TEACHER: What do you call someone with no body and a nose?AKPOS: Nobody Knows...

A man bought a lie detector machine that slaps people whenever they lie, and decides to test it during lunch with his family.FATHER: Son, where did you go today?SON: I went to...

Ochuko walks into a bar and sees his friend, Akpos at a table drinking by himself. Approaching Akpos, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?""My mother died in June...

Mr. Smith was sitting in a train at a station one morning, when he overheard a man discussing with another man. 'Thanks for d weeknd Charlie, i rily had a great tym. Ur wife is a...

SON: Wow! The fabulous Asante Kotoko will be playing a football match with Accra Heart of Oaks. Can we go to the stadium tomorrow? DAD: No. You have to queue to get tickets and...

Have you noticed that most of Nigeria's problems begin with the letter 'P'...?PolicePHCNPoliticsPotholesPension ThievesPower failurePipeline vandalsPetroleum Subsidy...

TEACHER: I ain't had no fun in months. Somebody should correct this sentence. AKPOS: Get a new boyfriend ma.

I have been sending chat messages to this girl since 2009 but she has never replied me! Today I sent "232252536421162" to her and after three minutes, she replied, "Sup handsome....