All Jokes

One day a man went to a bank and demanded to see the manager.MAN: Where is the f#!*king manager in this f#!*king bank?CASHIER: I'm very sorry sir but we don't use that kind of...

One Sunday afternoon a parish priest had just completed his service when he was about to lock the Cathedral doors. To his amazement people were crowded by the church street....

Thambo entered a store that sells curtains.He said to the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."The salesman said, "Sir, we have a large selection of pink...

One of our co-worker went missing for a few hours and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than waking him, he quietly placed a...

An robber ordered his victim to surrender all the money he had on him. The victim fearfully obeyed.After collecting the money, the robber asked his victim if he had brought all...

A young Lady went for an interview exam, to become the new English mistress, the Exam questions were passed to her and a little while into the Exams, an invigilator came around,...

A guy walk into a bar at the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.Five minutes later, the guy walks...

A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.At the door to German Hell, he is...

Once Akpos and his son went to the city and for the first time and they saw an elevator. An old ugly woman went in, the elevator went to the top floor and stayed there for two...

In a rural program for farmers, there was a female reporter seeking the main cause of mad cow disease, she arranged an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the...