All Jokes
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the...
A friend of mine had never had sex before.He knew nothing about it. His parents married a girl for him and on the first night after the marriage, he entered the bedroom only to...
A man was so jealous of his new born baby that he put poison on his wife's nipples while she was asleep.The next day, the driver died!
A man who was out of job, walked down to a zoo to seek for a job, he discovered that the zoo had an unusual position that they wanted to fill, one of their Gorillas had died, and...
After a business trip a lady returned home, where she met her son and maid working on a puzzle, this conversation ensued between the three of them,MUM: What did you and daddy do...
One day, Musa was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his...
One fateful day, Mr. Death came to Akpos DEATH: Akpos, today is your dayAKPOS: But I am not ready!DEATH: Well your name is the next on my list.AKPOS: Okay why don't you take a...
Jonathan met with the Queen of England.He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.""Well," said the...
Two blondes were sitting on a bench on the Atlantic City boardwalk admiring a beautiful, bright full moon. One said to the other, "I wonder which is further away, Florida or the...
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. Thefarmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business. The young...