All Jokes

Akpos was drunk then a police officer arrest himOFFICER: How high are you?AKPOS: It is not "How hi are you?", it's "Hi, How are you?".

Akpos: Would you like to be the sun of my life? Chichi: Awwww...Yes!Akpos: Then stay 9,995,887.6 miles away from me!

Akpos was in the classroom when his teacher gave a class work that everybody in class should draw a goat eating grass. When they all finish drawing they submitted their work for...

OCHUKO: Akpos, why do u keep saying 'Good Morning Sir' to the mirror?AKPOS: Last night, Ebube told me to respect myself.

Cop: Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: It's water.Cop: Sir, this is wine.Me: What? Jesus! He did it again!

The teacher instructed the class to write an essay of 5 pages on "What is laziness".Akpos in his book left 4 pages empty and on d 5th page wrote ''DIS IS LAZINESS''

Two blondes meet in the afterlife. "How did you die?", the first one asks. "Oh! I died in a freezer" the second blonde replied. "So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "...

Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?AKPOS: Seven, Sir.Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another...

A man travelled to Jerusalem with his wife and grand mother. When they got there the grand mother died, the man demanded the cost of the burial arrangement. He was told it would...

A bank manager confused with his maths, asked his secretary to help out, "I have $23,000,000, what will you take off to get 25%?" She replied "Sir, honestly I will take off my...