All Jokes
Akpos went to a bar to relax his nerves this sunny afternoon. While at the bar Akpos shouted and said to the barman; "Give me a bottle of small stout and give everybody here 2...
Akpos had a bad attendance record for being particularly late for work in the morning. He was called to a disciplinary hearing where he was given a chance to explain his reasons....
AKPOS: My Memory is so bad!OCHUKO: How bad is it?AKPOS: How bad is what?
Akpos was doing his maths homework & saying:2+5, the son of a bitch is 73+6, the son of a bitch is 9...His Mom : What are you doing ?Akpors : I'm doing maths homeworkMom : this is...
AKPOS: My wife gives me sound adviceOCHUKO: Really?AKPOS: Yeah, 99% SOUND, 1% ADVICE!
MAN: You tell me several men proposed marriage to you.WIFE: Yes.MAN: I wish you had married the first fool who proposed.WIFE: I did!
ARMED ROBBERS: We are going to kill everyone here in alphabetical order! You, what's ur name? OCHUKO: Rev.Ochuko. AKPOS: ZzzAkpos ZzOghene
Akpos gets pulled over for speeding 88mph in a 45 zone. The cop asks for his drivers license and Akpos says, "I'm sorry officer, but my license was suspended after my 5th Accident...
(1) One of the identical twins is born evil!(2) While defusing a bomb don't worry about which wire to cut, you will always choose the right one!(3) A hero will show no pain while...
The following conversation occurred between Akpos and his teacher:Teacher: Apkos how was your night?Akpos: I dont know 'cos I was sleeping.