All Jokes

Teacher: If u have 10 doughnuts and someones asks for 2, how many do u have left?Akpors: 10 doughnuts.Teacher (understanding how naughty Akpors could be): Well what if the person...

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big...

An old farmer wrote to his son who was in prison "...this year I won't b able to plant potatoes and other things because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would...

Akpos at an Art galleryAKPOS: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?ART DEALER: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!

Akpos: Mum, I have good news for you. Mum: What is that? Did you finally pass your Waec. Akpos: Mum, goodnews and miracle don't have the same...

Akpos: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Akpos: if only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

AKPOS: Your teeth are like the stars.EKAETTE: Awwwww, thanks are they that pretty?AKPOS: No, they are far away from each other!

TO:Bill Gates MicrosoftFrom: AkposSubject: Problems with my new computer.Dear Mr Bill Gates,We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to...

TEACHER: How can you lift an elephant with one hand? AKPOS: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports.Professor: guy, abeg, give me full tank.Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don't speak pidgin, I only...