All Jokes
After being with her all evening, I could not take another minute with my blind date. Earlier, I had secretly arranged with a friend to call me on phone telling me something bad...
A man passed a mentally ill man who was sitting at the gate of a chemist shop, he went straight to the attendant and said, "Sir! I have severe stomach pain for the past 3 weeks, I...
Question 1. Who is a gynecologist? Answer: He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure. Question 2: What is the difference between a...
Your Facebook Status Updates By 2050.1. Ouch my back is very painful!!! 2. These gray hairs. WTF!!! 3. My Grandchildren are coming to visit me. Huh! Feels so good!. 4. Anybody...
Recently, I was diagnosed with old age disease - Age Activated Attention Deficit DisorderThis is how it manifests:I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway...
Akpos wife woke him up one morning. She was holding his phone.The following conversation ensued...WIFE: HoneyAKPOS: Yes? Why are you waking me this early?WIFE: (points to his...
A conversation between 2 retailers...UCHE: Emeka, how's your business?EMEKA: Business is really bad! Yesterday I sold one dress.UCHE: That's really bad, how about today?EMEKA:...
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the boss's' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the...
A girl sends a message to her boyfriend on Whatsapp...CYNTHIA: Ive missed my period o!DAVID: No reply...CYNTHIA: I think Im PregnantDAVID: No reply...CYNTHIA: Are you there?DAVID...
Our class teacher was teaching about animals that live with man.After talking about "Goat" the next topic was "Dog". He was now telling us how dogs like to play and jump around...