All Jokes
I saw a poster inviting interested individuals to be present in a certain compound for a traditional marriage scene of a Nollywood movie. The idea of getting money from this came...
A man walked into a private hospital wearing mask and holding a gun. He took up a nurse and urged her to open the sperm bank vault. She complained, "But, it is a sperm bank!" "I...
Kelvin and James went for an interview. James entered first. The interviewer asked James, "Who is the President of the United States, how old is the earth and do you believe in...
Four Girls entered a BRT Bus full of Male Engineers. Since there was no more place available, they sat on each of the Boys' laps. After ten minutes. 1ST GIRL: Are you an...
A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25? remote controlled color television set.One dollar, the clerk replied.Youve got to be kidding.Look, Mac, the clerk...
I paid a visit to the house of one of my friends called Dizzy. On reaching there, his Mother said, ''Kwame, your friend Dizzy went out about one hour ago. Would you like to leave...
SON: Dad!DAD:: Son what your problem?SON: Can you believe that the landlord always come into our room if you are not around?DAD: Maybe he came to check the electricity bill.SON:...
After being with her all evening, I could not take another minute with my blind date. Earlier, I had secretly arranged with a friend to call me on phone telling me something bad...
A girl sent a Whatsapp message to her boyfriend...GIRL: I think I'm pregnant...BOYFRIEND: The MTN Subscriber yu are trying to reach is no longer in service.GIRL: You know you...
In the days when you couldn't count on a public toilet facility, an English woman planned a trip to Warri. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by a local...