Family Jokes

JUDGE TO CHILD: Do you want to live with your mother?CHILD: NoJUDGE: Why?CHILD: She beats me.JUDGE: Okay, so you want to live with dad?CHILD: No.JUDGE: Why not?CHILD: He beats me...

Akpos brought his math's assignment to his father to solve. This is the conversation that ensued...FATHER: Akpos, supposing you have five bags each containing one million naira...

A Mother usually cook chicken everyday for her kids. So the kids got fed up GIRL: I'm going to tell mom to stop cooking chicken BOY: Why? GIRL: I've started growing small feathers...

Akpos and Kwame met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. Kwame kept complaining about his family problems. Finally, Akpos said to Kwame, "You think you have family problems...

Akpos and his father were having a discussion:FATHER: I have told you not to stay at the bus stop again!AKPOS: But, papa why? FATHER: Do you want to become an area boy?AKPOS: But...

(Notice the $ sign and the NO sign)Dear Father,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I...

Akpos was in the office when he received a phone call informing him that his teenage daughter was pregnant. Akpos was shocked and rushed to the hospital his daughter was in. Upon...

Akpos' wife was packing her clothes when Akpos walked in.AKPOS: Where are you going?WIFE: I am moving in with my mother!A few minutes later, Akpos also started packing.His wife...

A hunter went into the woods, shot a deer and brought it back for the wife to cook for dinner. He did not want his children to know what kind of meat it is but for them to figure...

A Yoruba boy who was dating an Igbo girl whose name was Njideka asked her to lie to his mum when he takes her home that her name was Bisi.He told her his mum had a phobia for non-...

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