Family Jokes

Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad?Son: Both.Dad: Ok if I go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you goSon: ParisDad: That means you like your mum more?Son: No, I...

An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: Dear Dad,Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college...

DAD: When I beat you, how do you control your anger ?SON: I start cleaning the toilet.DAD: How does that satisfy you ?SON: I clean it with your toothbrush..

SON: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is someone that explains his ideas in a strange way that no one understands. Do you understand? SON: No

SON: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date thisawesome girl!FATHER : That's great son. Who is she?SON : It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughterFATHER : Ohhh! I wish you hadn't said...

Akpos: Mum, I have good news for you. Mum: What is that? Did you finally pass your Waec. Akpos: Mum, goodnews and miracle don't have the same...

Akpos wrote a later to his father saying "papa condition is critical at school, send money or suicide will be committed" then the father replied "condition is more critical at...

A young girl in her teens got pregnant. Her father was so furious, he asked her who was responsible for the pregnancy and she said told him a rich famous chief. He called the...

Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do???Akpos' Teacher :- Your son no know book at all, He no fit spell "LION"Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah You know say na...

Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine...