Family Jokes

A black man and white man were seated on plane. The black man had a bunch of banana, while the white man had a monkey. The black man wanted to go to the toilet, he said to the...

Jane was called by an Unknown number. UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?JANE: Yeah.UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I'm coming so that you'll tell me when you...

SON: Dad where did I get my intelligence from?DAD: You probably got it from your mom because I still have mine.

AKPOS: Papa when I go to HEAVEN, I will ask Mama why she died without notice.PAPA: What if she is in HELL?AKPOS: Ah Papa! You will then have to ask her.

Little Johnny asks his mother her age. She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again his mother replies, "...

A burglar broke into a house one night and as he grab the stereo, he heard a voice saying "Jesus is watching you!". He froze in his tracks and has he shined his flash light around...

Ochuko and Akpos were sitting under the tree arguing about whose son was more stupid.Ochuko:Akpos, my son is not just stupid but Dumb as well.Akpos:Oya make we call them and test...

Akpos insisted that his first child must bear his name. So on the day of naming....Rev: Which name would you like your child to bear?Akpos: With smiles all over his face he said,...

EKAITTE: Mum, Akpos paid me 2 climb a tree. MUM: Don't mind him, he wanted to see your pant. EKAITTE: I knew it but I'm smart. I removed It before climbing!

AKPOS: Mum you lied to me.MUM: How?AKPOS: You said my brother is a little Angel MUM: Yes he is!AKPOS: How come he didn't fly when I threw him from the balcony?[Mum Faints]