Family Jokes
A young teanage girl was a prostitute and for obvious reasons hid it from her grandma. One day the police arrested, a group of prostitutes including the girl. The prostitutes were...
OCHUKO: I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their facebook status to "single".AKPOS: Me too, I fight with my parents but you don't see me change...
SON: Dad why doesn't the law permit us to have more than one wife. DAD: When you get married son, you will realize that the law is on our side.
This conversation takes place between a father and son... SON: Daddy one of my friends insulted you.FATHER: What did your friend say?SON: He said you do bark like a dog.FATHER:...
Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:"Sally is...
A woman was beating her son because he did something bad the following dialogue ensued:SON: Why are you beating me?MOTHER: I am beating you because I love you.SON: I wish I was...
Akpos came back from school with bad grades which made his father was very upset.FATHER: You are too dull, sometimes I wonder if you are my son. When I was like you, I was so...
The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.DAD: This is unacceptable. I don't use home phone, I use my work phone.MUM: Me too. I hardly use home...
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.Before long, along came this...
One fateful Saturday morning, a father called his son.FATHER: Son, it's time we talked about sex.SON: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?