Family Jokes

DAUGHTER: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on...

A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked, "Why do you have some grey strands...

Akpos comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, Whats the matter now?Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer, said Akpos through his tears. Thats not so...

There was a man who had worked all of his life and has saved all of his money. He was a real cheapskate (selfish person) when it came to his money. He loved money more than just...

A guy was walking on the street very hungry and saw bread lying on the corner of the road. He took it and started eating it. After he finished eating it, he saw a coconut and...

One day, me, my Mum and my dad were watching a movie at home. In one of the scenes in the movie, the man tries to remove the bra off a woman. They were almost about to have s*x...

I took my wife to a restaurant.The waiter, for some reason, took my order first."I'll have the thick rump meat rare, please." I said.He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow...

My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said, "Come on, get in the car. We're going to the petrol station."

While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it...

There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered the...