Family Jokes

A boy was reading with music playing beside his step-brother who was sleeping at a corner. When his step-mother came and saw him, she shouts angrily at him saying, ''WILL YOU PUT...

Father asks his son, what he will like to be in future: SON: A doctor. FATHER: Why do you want to be a doctor? SON: Because it's the only job a man will pay you for touching his...

Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, There is a easy way to get what you want.The other boy said, How? The boy replied, Tell people you know their secret.The boy...

I got home early from work one day and my teenage daughter came home looking rather angry. "What's wrong dear?" I asked. "I've just done sex education in school today, Dad! You...

KID: Mom! look at my drawing.MOM: Wow! What a great dinosaur you drew!KID: Mom don't be ridiculous! That's you!

Mr and Mrs banda have 3 children, two girls and a boy- who was the youngest of the three. The two young ladies were being introduced to the world of partying at night which turned...

A child asked his father, "Who is a man?" The father replies, "A person who takes responsibility for his family and his home and takes care of them." Then the child said, "I hope...

Akpos' mother thoroughly beats his son for stealing. She asked, "Do you know where your stealing will lead you?""Akpos Replied, "Yes. The National Assembly."

Akpos?? father accompanied him to his school graduation awards party. As they sat watching amidst loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their awards. The...

FATHER: Happy birthday son! What do you want me to buy for you as a gift?SON: An Iphone 6 dadFATHER: I think your birthday have been cancelled.