Funny Sayings

I'm very disappointed in what I heard about you. I'm not sure if I'll ever talk to you again! Everybody is talking about you and I'm not happy. Please stop, because it will spoil...

SYMPTOMS OF A BAD MOUTH ODOUR AKA HALITOSIS: The following below are the ways to know if you have a mouth odour:You always win an argument quickly.You are explaining something to...

One Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass......One Word Is Enough To Break A Heart......One Second Is Enough To Fall In Love......But Why is One Chapter not Enough To Pass Exams???

What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, & 78 ?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28...

In an elevator of extremely luxurious hotel, three men are standing; an honest politician, a kind-hearted lawyer and a Santa Claus. When the elevator stops and the door opens,...

If you go to a bookshop to purchase a book, and you see some books with Titles like these:How to look Beautiful/Handsome by Obasanjo.The Secret of a Successful Marriage by Pastor...

Why do couples hold hands during their Wedding Day?........It's just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of the money to buy a China Phone. Now I'm in a bigger trouble!1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will show, "WiFi On".2. The phone...

The patience you exercise when your Blackberry hangs, please use it in relationships.The Toilet, best place to eat stolen meat.Time Heals everything, well except Yoruba tribal...

Five Ways to Catch a Tiger!American Police Style: Allow the tiger to catch you, then you catch the tiger.China Police Style: Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then you catch...