Funny Sayings
You didn't have a Childhood...If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.If you didn't play rubber band.If you never bathed in the rain.If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1....
Funny people on my WhatsApp list.1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days. He's probably dead.2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!3....
When desperation hits...Oh Lord! Crash the plane of my SINGLENESS, Lord Crash IT!Consume me with the Fire of WEDLOCK!Aha Jehovah, ROAST ME!JAM me with the lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY!...
Now let's correct some misconceptions you grew up with while you were an innocent and naive child. Do you know that...It's not ''Jangilova epo motor?" It is "JINGLE OVER LIKE A...
Kaduna, kogi, Nasarawa and Niger state will be dragging for one boyfriend because he is handsome which is the FCT(ABUJA)Akwa Ibom will be that woman that always want to satisfy...
A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, a cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a...
That moment you take out your last N1000 note on you for the month to get foodstuffs only to discover your little baby had chopped off Dr. Clement Isong's (The man on Nigeria's...
These are the 5 ways a guy can stay happy...1. Be with a girl who makes you laugh...2. Be with a girl who gives you her time...3. Be with a girl who takes care of you...4. Be with...
Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast.