Funny Sayings

The company my cousin works, made an Employee Handbook yesterday. After going through it, he brought it for me to go through. Now I'm bringing it for you all to go through. It...

World's Shortest Joke Ever! Three women sitting outside quietly.

Question 1. Who is a gynecologist? Answer: He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure. Question 2: What is the difference between a...

Your Facebook Status Updates By 2050.1. Ouch my back is very painful!!! 2. These gray hairs. WTF!!! 3. My Grandchildren are coming to visit me. Huh! Feels so good!. 4. Anybody...

BREAKING NEWS! A Bomb just exploded in Kano again, this time in a Cemetery! All the dead bodies ran out of their graves but no casualties was recorded. The Commissioner of Police...

Please help me pray for my neighbour's daughter. We are on our way to the hospital now. She swallowed an 8GB Memory Card and she has been singing all the songs on it. We don't...

Chemistry and his brother Physics, with deep sorrow, announce the death of their father, Mathematics,n who died in a serious calculation on blackboard road, off chalk avenue....

BREAKING NEWS!!! Man Kills Himself and Runs Away!

Welcome to the 21st Century where..Our Phones are WIRELESSCooking is FIRELESSCars are KEYLESSFood is FATLESSTyres are TUBELESSDresses are SLEEVELESSYouths are JOBLESSLeaders are...

Imagine a school where suicide bombing Is being taught, the teachers would say to the students..."Please, pay attention, I'm only going to do this once!"