Funny Sayings
There's something funny about a casket (coffin); the man that made the casket sold it. The man that bought the casket did not need it. The dead man they put in the casket did not...
These are the following reasons why guys don't have girlfriends:Ladies' HandBag - N9,000 while Men's Wallet - N700Ladies' Fixing of Hair - N5000 while Men's Haircut is just...
Father Lord! Anywhere girls are planning to use me as a 'MUGU', God destroy her plans in Jesus Name!Oh God! Any girl who is using her breast to confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire...
On Valentine's day, my girl will buy me;1 Boxers short = N1501 Perfume = N2001 Singlet = N150Total spent N500.But she will expect me to buy an Iphone 6, which cost N150,000, for...
Tomorrow, Saturday, is Valentines Day, make sure you treat your wife/girlfriend well, take her to a movie then to a 5 star dinner and generally keep her happy.So on Sunday, the...
He told you that you are the only flower in his garden. Why don't you ask him that which garden has only one flower.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail.A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you...
They say milk gives strenght, so I drank five glasses and still couldn't move a wall. But when I drank 13 shots of vodka, I saw the wall moved by itself.Which one is stronger?
Dear MathematicsPlease, grow up soon and try to solve your own problems, Don't depend on others. Yours SincerelyA desperate Student
Africans are just too religious. You ask someone in an elevator, "Are you going down?" And they'll be like, "God Forbid! I am going up in Jesus name, Amen!"