General Jokes
Akpors, John and Rukewe were stranded in the Sahara desert, when they saw a bottle of Wine. They were so happy because they hadn't taken a drink in days.They decided to share the...
On a bus going from Ibadan to Lagos, the phone of a girl sitting close to me rang she picks it and said "Honey, I'm in a bus going to Abuja for the burial, I'll call you when I...
WIFE: Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.HUSBAND: Yes, and?WIFE: How come you don't do it anymore?HUSBAND: Have you ever seen a fisherman...
AKPOS: I cleaned my computer and it's broken!TECHNICIAN: What did you clean it with?AKPOS: Soap and water.TECHNICIAN: You are not supposed to use water near a computer!AKPOS: I...
A prostitute sued a man to court for rape.Judge to prostitute: So when did you realize you were raped? Prostitute [wiping away tears]: When the cheque bounced!
This conversation takes place between a father and son... SON: Daddy one of my friends insulted you.FATHER: What did your friend say?SON: He said you do bark like a dog.FATHER:...
A three years old boy walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.He inquisitively asks the lady "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied...
A certain Governor and his personal assistant were on a tour in his state and all of a sudden his driver ran into potholes again and again.It became too much that he even hit his...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is...
Akpos had a serious accident with his brand new car. A police officer nearby ran to the scene to help them out."This man's car just hit my car! That car is worth Six million Naira...