General Jokes

A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports.Professor: guy, abeg, give me full tank.Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don't speak pidgin, I only...

There three men living together. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.They took a walk and on...

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. "I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one...

Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody? Soni goes over and asks: Akpos, wetin happen?A very sad looking Akpos replied: I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no...

At a party Akpos asked a Girl "Are young going to dance?" She felt so happy and said "yes." Akpos said "That's Good, so Can I have your Chair?"

Akpos: Ochuku I like your teethOchuku: Thanks but why?Akpos: It reminds me of a song called black and yellow

Two boys, Habib & Akpos are making letter bombs.Habib: I'm not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it.Akpos: Well, then open it and look....

ARMED ROBBERS: We are going to kill everyone here in alphabetical order! You, what's ur name? OCHUKO: Rev.Ochuko. AKPOS: ZzzAkpos ZzOghene

Akpos fainted in front of Tasty Fried Chicken. People rushed down to him, a Man shouted, "Bring water, bring water". On hearing this, Akpos quickly got up and said "If na water...

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