General Jokes
Akpos fell into a well and was screaming for help. His wife Ekaete came with a rope to help:AKPOS: How much did you buy the rope?EKAETTE: NGN 1000AKPOS(Still inside the well...
A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouted, "Get up quickly my husband is here!!!"The man got up from the bed, jumps up out through the window, hurts...
Wife hit her husband with frying pan. HUSBAND: What was that for? WIFE: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. HUSBAND: I took part in a race last week and...
I was driving down the street when a police man stop my car and immediately opened the door enter and jammed it.As usual he wanted to collect "roja"money from me...Then sudenly he...
A man came back early from work and caught his wife with another man in bed WIFE: Why are you home so early? MAN: Who is he!!?WIFE...
Two gentlemen, Akpos and Nkosi were interviewed and were called back after some time for results and job briefing. Results showed that both scored 90 percent. Surprisingly, only...
Two young boys were plucking oranges from a tree belonging to an old man, they heard him coming their way and ran away with the ones they had. While the boys tried to run into the...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're...
Two men were waiting afar off to use an ATM machine watching two ladies who were wasting time, one of them decides to confront them.He stops half way the road and comes back, his...
Once, there was three chinese people who came to America. Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change my name to Buck,...