General Jokes
GIRL: Honey, where are you? BOY: I'm at the bank. GIRL: OK. I need N25,000 to make my hair, N50,000 to go shopping and N100,000 for my pocket money. BOY: Baby, I mean I'm at the...
Dear Sir,APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENTI refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.Each time I...
Two friends went hunting, one of them got bit by a snake on his buttocks so the other called for the nearest doctor. Unfortunately for him the doctor was in the middle of a...
Mrs kofo said 2 her maid "Oh Lizzy, I suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." The maid replied, "I don't believe it ma, you are just saying it to make me...
A drunk, totally bankrupt due to his depressing addiction to alcohol, promised to quit and started throwing empty bottles out of his house. He threw the first bottle and said, "I...
A bus conductor and his driver were both arguing who was more brilliant.DRIVER: U nor go school.CONDUCTOR: Haba! I go school pass u.DRIVER: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2? CONDUCTOR: Ahan...
Once a boy uploaded his photo holding a dog on facebook.Girl comments: Which one is you?Boy replies: The one holding you!
For a long time Akpos has been battling with a leak in his roof. One night there was a very heavy down pour, he had to move from one corner of his house to the other to avoid...
A man saw a notice board in the middle of a river, he tried to read it, but couldn't, so he swam to the board in the middle of the river and read "DANGER CROCODILES INSIDE, PLEASE...
FOREIGN MOVIES TEACH US:1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.2. More than 50% of U.S population are FBI / CIA agents, working undercover.3. The...