General Jokes

On one sunny afternoon, Qois decided to go hunting and shot 3 springbok, a game warden who hated hunters pulled Qois over and looked at the three bucks in the back of his bakkie...

Akpos asked his mother whether they could buy a DVD player. "Im afraid we cant afford one", sighed his mother.But on the following day Akpos came in with a brand-new DVD player. "...

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong. "What's that brass gong for?" asked the...

Akpos was given a leave from his office, so he decided to go and spend the leave with his friend in America. On getting there, the friend took him out to see places and the last...

Two men planned to run away from the psychiatric hospital. They started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate, beat up the watchman, open the gate and run away. When...

Akpos goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager sees this and thinks that Akpos probably doesn't...

AKPOS: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an accident. He's bleeding from the nose and ears, and I think both of his legs are broken!OPERATOR: Where is your...

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created...

Akpos and his friend Taku were discussing about their future while walking along the road.TAKU: This Lagos is big and beautiful o.AKPOS: Yes o, just like London.TAKU: Well I know...

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive...