General Jokes
A girl added me on BBM and started chatting with meHER: Thanks for accepting.ME: You're welcome.HER: Hope your ok?ME : Yes and you?HER: Fine. How about your health?ME: All fine....
It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello?... How the heck do I know?...
When my husband and I arrived at a mechanic shop to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.We went to the service department and found a...
I was in a car travelling to Lagos. The girls in front of me were having a conversation about their first time experience in a plane...The first girl said, "Kate, you won't...
SEATBELT: Man, put your seatbelt on.ME: Don't worry, I'm just going around the neighbourhoodSEATBELT: Well, when your ass crashes around the neighbourhood, you'll tell me.
The Nigerian SSS had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...Two men and a woman.For the...
"This is Captain Akpos speaking, on behalf of my crew and I, I'd like to welcome you on board flight 633 from New York to Lagos. "We are on the air above 36,000 feet across the...
A company owner to another: "How come your employees are always so punctual?" "It's simple; I have 30 employees and 20 parking spaces!"
A monkey is sitting up a big tree... smoking a joint... when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Monkey! What are you doing?"The Monkey says, "Smoking a joint,...