General Jokes
TEACHER: Timmy, get up and answer my questions!TIMMY: Ok sir.TEACHER: What's 2 by 2?TIMMY: 4 sir.TEACHER: What's 3 by 3?TIMMY: 9 sir.TEACHER: Good! What's 4 by 4?TIMMY: A Jeep sir.
An old lady was sitting at the front roll during mass, while the reverend was talking to the congregation about good deeds. The old lady gave the reverend a scare with the way she...
PETER: James, why did you stop coming to my house?JAMES: Your grandma said she has a crush on me! PETER: And then what happened?JAMES: I forgot the road to your house.
BOY: Come over. GIRL: To do what? BOY: Chill GIRL: I do not "...
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom, he...
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing trousers?
A girl was crying bitterly.MOM: What happened dear?DAUGHTER: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?MOM: No!DAUGHTER: Are my eyes big as toad?MOM: No!DAUGHTER: Is my nose flat?MOM: No...
Akpos and his friend, Kwame where coming from school. Suddenly, they saw a burning fire. Akpos thought of something stupid and said:AKPOS: Kwame. If you can put your ring finger...
AKPOS: Those bisexuals are very funny o. KWAME: Yes o! How can you sleep with the same sex and the opposite sex at the same time. Can they just choose one sex gender to sleep with...
The Military in found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement, a bonus of $1,000 for...