General Jokes

One day, a member of the DEA goes to pay a visit to a farmer down in Texas. The DEA member knocks on the door and the farmer answers it:DEA: Hi, I'm from the Drug Enforcement...

Akpos' wife was kidnapped one morning. He received a message in the afternoon, which included a picture of his wife gagged and tied up, asking him to pay a ransom of one million...

A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week, he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room, he wanted to make love to his wife...

Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line.AKPOS: (Angry) So what's wrong with my ATM card.CALL...

A Girl Returns Home After 30 Years. FATHER: (Angry) Where the hell have you been all these years?! GIRL: I was working as a Prostitute in Abuja. FATHER: What!!! Get out...

A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. "No, honey, I swear, I was at...

These two Englishmen are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time."That's a fine watch you got there!" says the...

Akpos mistakenly sent two million naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money. He realized that before the person would withdraw the money, he had to think of what to do to get...

A rich man bought a new car, a range rover sport.He drives the car only during the day but the car refuses to move at night. So he requested for the mechanic from the car's...

The President of Nigeria, his Deputy, Mr Akpos and a former Miss World, Agbani Darego were travelling in a train.The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it got completely...