General Jokes

I parked near a filling station and now 15 cars are behind me because they think it's a queue... Me that's I'm buying Indomie!

My friend, Tayo said that an onion is the only food (fruit) that can make you cry... So I kept a banana peel on the floor where he passes home...

There were three people, Kwame, Kisulu and Akpos, stranded on an island. Kwame looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So he announced, "I'm...

AKPOS: Hello Boss! I will be unable to come to work tomorrow due to heavy rain. BOSS: In your job application, you mentioned swimming as your hobby. See you at work 7am...

One day, three couples were out for dinner. They were all sitting around the table and when their food came, the smartest guy thought, I should tell my wife something sweet. He...

A policeman, Akpos, stops a motorist and asks for his driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in his purse and can't find it. He says to the Akpos, "I must have left it...

April 1st is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started...

A guy posted on Facebook... "I'm having a party at my house this Saturday... if you are ugly, don't come!!!" First comment... "I don't think it's a good idea for you to...

My friend went for a friend's granddad burial yesterday. The tradition there is that in any burial ceremony, an old man would come and say the next person to die. So the old...

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms. Then I saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good fishing baits. Knowing the snake couldn'...