Marriage Jokes
A wife tries to teach the dog to sit up. After a few fails her husband tells:HUSBAND: Darling, forget it, you won't succeed...WIFE: Don't worry, in the beginning, it was difficult...
A man and his wife were arguing about the superiority of men and women. These are the arguments they presented:WIFE: Men are the head but women are the neck, without the neck, the...
A women exclaims to her husband one day at dinner, that she had been thinking of getting out more with the girls. Out of respect to her husband, she asked if he would be willing...
Two men were sitting in a bar and the following conversation took place:MAN 1: I cant takes this any more!MAN 2: What is the matter?MAN 1: My wife cheated on me!MAN 2: That is...
WIFE: I hate this beggar! HUSBAND: What did he do? WIFE: I gave the rascal food yesterday and today he gave me a book titled 'How To Cook'!
My wife opened the front door to find the rose petals I'd sprinkled on the floor. They led her down the hallway, into the lounge, round the sofa, back out again and into the...
An Airline introduced a special package for business men. "Buy Your Ticket and Get Free Ticket For Your Wife.After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking...
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe...
A woman tells her Priest, "I'm so angry with my husband!" The Priest replies, "Why?" "I asked him who would you save if your mum and I were drowning in a deep sea?" "And what was...