Marriage Jokes
Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife...
Akpos and Esther were to get married in one week. Two days to their wedding, Esther decides to stay in Akpos's house. In the middle of the night, Akpos got aroused and started...
At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation;"Is there any Man or Woman here who knows anything that will make this wedding not to go on? You may say it now or...
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer."Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part...
Two guys are moving about in a Shoprite supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "I'm sorry. I was looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm...
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of...
A letter sent by this woman to her family:"Dear family,I have a husband I can't trust! He cheats so much! I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his!"
A married man had a sweet young thing of a secretary and decided to take her to dinner. He called his wife to tell her that he had to "work late" and she said, "no problem."After...
A man walked into a club, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ''Certainly, sir, that'll be 10 naira.'' ''10 naira?!'' the man thought. He glanced at the menu and asked, ''How much...
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The groom-to-be...